What if all of this is a dream?
What if all of this is a dream? And what if it isn’t even our dream? What if it’s some dog’s dream? Maybe we’re just existing in his mind and all of a sudden he’ll wake up and go drink out of the toilet and we’ll be gone. What will happen to us if that dog wakes up? Will it all be over? -Lloyd
I think someone should invent a cereal called “OOPS ALL MARSHMALLOWS”. - Lloyd
I think the “Oops” part in Cap’n Crunch Oops, All Berries! means, “Oops, we should have done this sooner”. That is all. -john
Rudolph Comes on Tonight
Don’t forget everyone…Rudolph comes on tonight. Speaking of Rudolph…..I always loved it as a little kid, but now that I’m older I watch it and I can’t help but to think about certain things….. Like the island of Misfit Toys. Remember them? Those toys that were all broken in some way and no one to play with them. At the end Santa comes by and picks them up and supposedly delivers them to...
How did I get here?
Have you ever just looked at a moment, and wondered how you got there? I look at beautiful mountains everyday and have to pause and wonder just that. I come from… not the mountains. It’s a whole different atmosphere from where I grew up. I think I’m doing pretty well for myself. New places, new faces. I am building my roots. I never thought I would be in this situation. I...
I nervously stood by the swing set in the park that night. And that beautiful blonde headed girl I had such a crush on was there gently gliding in the swing. It was our first date. And I finally built up enough courage to ask her….”Can I kiss you?” I am sure it was weird that I felt like I had to ask. She glanced at the ground and said “I guess.” So I leaned in….having no idea what to...
Previously on Big Brother....(Season Finale)
JULIE CHEN- Hi America…I’m Julie Chen. Welcome to Biiiig Brother. This is it. The last episode. An hour and 28 minutes of boredom followed by two minutes of mild excitement. It all comes down to this…will it be Ian, the nerd with a photographic memory who will probably one day work for NASA…or Dan, the former football coach with Jedi mind powers so strong that even if he loses, he’ll...
Point/Counter Point:FACEBOOK (Lloyd's View)
This actually won’t be a POINT/COUNTER POINT to John, because I agree with every single thing he said. In fact, that was one of the main reasons why I deleted my Facebook. I got tired of all the “fakeness”. But while I was there, I came up with a list that describes the different types of Facebook people that I met. Here it is…….. THE TOP 10 TYPES OF FACEBOOK...
Point/Counter Point: FACEBOOK (John's View)
Is it hypocritical to express my distaste for social media….on a blog? If so, I am a hypocrite. Facebook. At first, I thought Facebook was a sight where I would be able to contact and keep in touch with people I thought I had said my last goodbyes to. Maybe I could learn what they had done since we saw each other last, and where they are currently in their life. Little did I know, they...
Bobcats Guard Matt Carroll: We’ll win 2013 NBA Championship By Lloyd Dobler firstname.lastname@example.org Posted: Friday, Jul. 27th, 2012 Guard Matt Carroll #33 of the Charlotte Bobcats Follows lead of Panthers center Ryan Kalil in predicting championship for city of Charlotte by taking out his own full page add in Charlotte Observer. Dear Charlotte Bobcats fans: Get ready for an NBA...
Willie Hantz Got Ripped Off
I’m blaming this one on Britney. Willie made a mistake gamewise in the game, but the way he was being treated was unfair, especially by his own team members. You could see it coming. He was holding all the anger in until he just lost it. Most players would have probably lost it sooner. Most people would have maybe broke down and cried to gain sympathy. But I’m sure Willie...
Higgs Boson: What Came Before the Big Bang?
Scientist now say they’ve discovered the Higgs Boson particle or “God” particle. As I am sure you all have read, Scientist have now discovered the long sought after Higgs Boson particle. Its sorta like finding the missing link to scientist explanation of the origin of the universe. According to yahoo, my most trusted news source (end sarcasm), the Higgs Boson “appeared...
Friends are Friends Forever?
Friends are friends forever. That is until they move..or they switch to a different school…or they find a new job…or they get arrested. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was the last day of 7th grade. And I was having one of those “Wonder Years” Kevin Arnold moments. I was moving to a different city over the summer, and this would be the last time I’d...
King James Version
We are 5 games deep into the NBA Eastern Conference Finals, with the 6th game being played tonight. Lebron James, as to be expected has had a couple of opportunities to close out games. He has not, and people, especially Celtics fans, love it. Out of every hated player that has ever played any sport, Lebron James is the one I don’t understand why people hate. It can’t be just...
Psychics Predict drop in Temperature this Winter
Dionne Warwick led a group of psychics in a press conference on the steps of the capital building in Washington DC today, where they announced that many psychics around the world are sensing that temperatures will be colder this winter than they were this past summer. Apparently, the spirits want us to prepare for a drop in temperatures and also to look for many trees of the earth to start to...
What if HE HATE ME played basketball……along with GOD SHAMMGOD? HE HATE ME GOD SHAMMGOD And what if they played a two on two game against META WORLD PEACE and WORLD B. FREE? META WORLD PEACE WORLD B. FREE Can you imagine the announcer in that game? “WORLD FREE to WORLD PEACE…..WORLD STOLEN BY GOD….. HE HATE ME TAKES IT AWAY THEN GIVES IT BACK TO GOD….GOD to HATE ME…..HATE BLOCKED BY WORLD...
I learned a lot about myself while serving jury duty one day this past week. I’m different. I am not sure if it is a good thing or a bad thing, I’m just sure it’s a thing. Almost everyone in the jury lounge was looking at there nook, i pod, i pad, smart phone, cell phone, (what, no pagers?) or laptop. I didn’t even bring my cell phone in. There was a woman within earshot...
Video Game Ideas Rejected by Nintendo, Sony and...
1. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN SAVES HALLOWEEN- Control the loveable Frosty in his adventure to save Halloween from the diabolical Easter Bunny and his evil syndicate of St. Patrick’s Day leprechauns. (NES) 2. KILL THE MIMES- Walk through the mean streets of post-nuclear war New York and destroy all the mimes you see. Extra points if you make them talk. (Playstation 3, Xbox 360) 3. ...
Carolina Panthers Sign Linebacker Bobby Boucher
#9- Bobby Boucher The Carolina Panthers have signed undrafted rookie free agent Bobby Boucher, an outside linebacker from Southern Louisiana Tech. The deal is reportedly a 3 year contract worth 24 million dollars. Boucher was excited about the opportunity, saying “My momma said dat I can play da foosball again, I’m can’t wait to play for dem Panthers.” He then squealed like a pig and...
Back in the Day, I'm Not a Kid Anymore
Pearl Jam 1993 The 80’s punk band Husker Du has a song called “Nostalgia”. This should be my theme song in life. Not that the loud guitars blaring at the speed of light, nor Bob Mould and Grant Hart’s incoherent yelling remind those who know me, of me. It’s just that I am a sucker about nostalgia. Back in the day, Pearl Jam could not be touched as a band, by any...
The Flower and the Ant
A single flower sits in a grassy meadow. It stands out among all the surrounding green. So beautiful, so peaceful. It basks in the rays of the sun. For you see, the sun is the flower’s life source. The flower lives because of the sun. Even though the sun doesn’t notice or even care. To the sun, its just another flower, like all the other flowers. So the sun decides to set, and...
A Cool Breeze and a Soft Sheet on a Spring...
An incomplete sentence is called a sentence fragment. A sentence fragment is an incomplete thought. My postings in this blog are going to be called “Blog Fragments”, because they are not going to contain my complete thoughts. Every time I write something, I read over it; and every time I read over it, I feel like I leave out an important opinion I want to share. Maybe I should...
This Tornado Warning Brought to you by Your Local...
Have you ever been watching a critical moment of your favorite TV show only to be interrupted by this guy? Sure, we all have. Just ask Best Buy about the number of returned sets with remote controls stuck inside the screen and you’ll get a good idea. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for saving lives. And I understand that warning people about a tornado is more important than...