Video Game Ideas Rejected by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft
1. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN SAVES HALLOWEEN- Control the loveable Frosty in his adventure to save Halloween from the diabolical Easter Bunny and his evil syndicate of St. Patrick’s Day leprechauns. (NES)
2. KILL THE MIMES- Walk through the mean streets of post-nuclear war New York and destroy all the mimes you see. Extra points if you make them talk. (Playstation 3, Xbox 360)
3. BARBIE’S RACE AGAINST TIME- Control Barbie in her pink convertible as she races to save Ken from a burning building and still make it to OLD NAVY in time to catch the big sale on platform heels before the store closes. (Wii)
4. BACKSTREET BOYS VS N’SYNC-KUNG FU MELEE’- Choose any member from the boyband groups in single or multi-player streetfighting action. Show your friends just how “bad” Justin Timberlake can be. Beat the game in expert mode and unlock characters from New Kids on the Block. (Playstation 2)
5. MARTHA STEWART: THE WARRIOR- More mass carnage and destruction as Martha continues her assault on anyone and everyone who defies her authority as Queen of the Homemakers. (Xbox360)
6. SUPER PARKING LOT- Hilarity ensues for the Schmidt family in this intense puzzle solving exploration mystery as Dad forgot where he parked the car after a day at the mall. (SNES)
7. CARDIOVASCULAR YOGA CHAMPIONSHIPS 2K12- Prove you are the most serene of all at the annual Yoga tournament sponsored by Aquafina. Build your character up in career mode or try the “Who can hold their breath the longest” quick challenge. Win in season mode and get the Medallion of Meta-Physical Spirituality. (Playstation 3, Xbox 360)
8. PAPER ROCK SCISSORS- The classic! The original, which took the world by storm and has decided many lame bets over the years now comes roaring back to life in video game form! Remember, rock never loses. (Gameboy Advance)
9. ROBBY THE RUBBER BAND- The office is in trouble. Princess Paperclip has been kidnapped by Dr. Thumbtack and whiteout is everywhere! Join our hero Robby the Rubber Band and his fateful sidekick “Staples” in an adventure to save the kingdom. Explore many different worlds including “Drawer of No. 2 pencils” and “Recycle bin of Terror.” (NES)
-Lloyd
